Sharks in the water, Superdelegates, and Hannah Montana’s Breasts

When Marshall McLuhan was right when he writes: “The medium is the message, then the message is clear: We are the most idiotic kind ever feet on the ground.

What other conclusions to be drawn after two weeks, saw the ABC of the Presidency of the debacle, in which Charles Gibson and George Stephanopoulos rest on the bottom of the pile of manure; Cable News’s an exaggeration, but predictable, reversing Obama history-Line, after Hillary Clinton’s PA’s victory and the return of tollwütigen Reverend, another non-event into a serious crisis simply by the fact that the media does shut up?

The latter was particularly inept and particularly insidious. Inane, because all day on Thursday 25 April to cable broadcasters messages between ricocheted Reverend Wright’s bland interview with Bill Moyers and the al-so-dramatic death of a float in San Diego in the hands ( or end?) A great white shark. It was able to see the anchor, seems to panic, uncertain Blood Sport, never quite sure that the deadly attacks on their producers pontificate asked at some point. On the one hand, it is useful, more juicy course of the explosive Reverend Wright was a kind of gift from God, especially as the “Gate Bitter” history has been more or less running On the other side of someone actually died in San Diego, in a cruel, Spielbergian way, and there is simply no substitute for the terror by cranks to convince the population, they are seriously threatened and gathering. (The truth - that the annual number of deaths from a global average of Hai swinging a flatbed sewing, less imagination, as the death-Waterboarding - has never ceased Anderson Cooper, et al .., before …)

In the end, Reverend Wright defeated Jaws, more than a TKO coup de grace. However, his extradition was barely Tyson-esque, and the revolt should be shocked, even a man who likes to communicate by shock. On the question of Moyers, it hurts his feelings that Barack Obama had distances Wright, in his speech on race, Wright gesticulé with shoulders and have been usefully reminded that he and Obama speak two different target groups. And he said what he has to say as politicians. I say what I have to say as a pastor. But they are two different worlds. ”

Pretty innocuous products. But this is not by Dan Abrams, whose voice is indeed past two octaves, as he breathlessly explains that in Wright Verdict Obama was “just another politician.” He and his host Joe Watkins shouted down Lawrence O’Donnell - who is trying to establish a reasonable interpretation - emphasized that Wright had just “Obama thrown under the bus!” Should not be exceeded, Chris Matthews cites the Reverend Wright “Barack Obama’s Iraq!” Andrea Mitchell summarized the whole disastrous - “says the Rev. Wright Moyers Obama talked about politics” - and has proved once again that nothing scandalizes Americans more than the truth.

“Just another policy” is, of course, devastating Obama, whose campaign was launched on the promise of a new policy. Regardless of whether it was correct or not possible to charge that he “just another politician,” all aircraft by far the ball and the care given to one year’s mark, especially if someone speaks Obama refused pointed “to lay the bus.

Too bad Wright never said. But what makes the truth anyway, when a lie can make a personality of public life?

It seems almost bégueule insist that the anchor News-key minutes, just a little dry on the juicy story they really want to say: Two black men desire for a child Tear Each Other Apart! What could be more sexy that the American public?

The poor never Hai a chance.

Now, we moved to Indiana and North Carolina, the last “last” in a chain is the last that will all the way back to New Hampshire. In the wake of the PA may be more or less hear messages Rempeln outlets on both sides of the lane in the race to express the new Hillary new leader. It is not such a thing, of course - but still, why we made along the way?

The truth is that the length of the main season has forced the media depends on how change - On some changes in history, they have all developed, so to speak of boredom. In Poetics, Aristotle overthrow identified as an essential element of a great drama: The Mighty cases, the blind see, disgraced achieve redemption, etc. Obama elevation to the status of pioneer, then a reversal of erhabenes exercise, not only Hillary’s unexpected defeat in Iowa, but unraveling the end of a year in which history has been their “inevitability”. (What could be dramatic as duller inevitability?) After Iowa, news outlets exaggerated the story of Hillary’s, in the process of convincing the spectators, it was much more dramatic - and deadly - as he really was. And now, as a blessing from heaven, they tell the story: a double reversal!

Now, everybody is rubbing their hands and drooling over the mere mention of the superdelegates - Wild Card wild in this story, the deus ex machina that could be chaos throughout the process, August - as if they were mad superdelegates mutants unthinkable power directly from a comic book by Stan Lee, and not just a pile of Black-Berry slaves in the flannel trousers, which is perhaps know a little about national politics, as you or me or Anderson Cooper.

But chaos and even a reversal of our strengths - something Aristotle would doubtless be understood, when he had the cable - and if you’re sick to death, as the media Barack and Hillary, two candidates admirable, as rotzig , Vicious fighters sandbox you Belt better for you in a Superdelegate Smackdown soon on all TV, Blog, periodicals, in the famous iPhone and the universe.

In the meantime, we will meet the random rumbling of Howard Dean (which I will not give, for the innocent days of the Dean Scream!) The inevitable, if temporary migration of professionals back to Hillary’s camp (it is only a matter of time until someone makes the old adage vs married), and endless opinions on What’s Really Driving Bill.

In other words, if we are not the first time officially by the growing national crisis is that Hannah Montana, aka. Miley Cyrus, which apparently allows (or it was not possible) Annie Leibovitz, without photos above him (if not actually without above) for Vanity Fair against the wishes of their parents (or their parents with full knowledge). Depending on whom you ask. But thank you not to ask Disney, which has more or less perfected the hypocritical attitude of idiots and American Outrage, crazy recharging station that “the situation has been created to handle a targeted manner to 15 years for selling newspapers . ”

Can you imagine?

Remember albernen photos, informs us that people exposed to Cyrus’s diaphragm (gasp!) And another to “a touch of BH is obvious.” (These people have already once by mail?) Remember on how gosh darn “inconvenient” Hannah Montana is terrible about the whole affair and the sad truth that their public statement - “I’ve never had the Intent on a can happen, and I am really sorry if I’m disappointed somebody “- literally, from the manual for Disgraced public life. And forget the way it is clear that any question was silly and manufactured cooked a publicist for gin controversy and attract attention to the next Cyrus memories. (Yes, yes, 15 years, publishes his memoirs - and reports were, according to a number of September) Remember also that these conditions and publishing, nothing other than Disney.

Instead, think in the same body feigns indignation over the “manipulation” Vanity Fair and poses only tried to “sell magazines, and this has probably almost all the hullaballoo only with the sale of its product, is also the company owner ABC - and, with it, George Stephanopoulos and Charles Gibson - and created outrage was pathetic that the last presidential debate.

It would be scandalous, if only they were enough to try to sell me a magazine. But the burden of crap they really sold a lot more dangerous. This means that the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Clinton and Obama, Iraq and health insurance and Hannah Montana everything that moved in the same idiot, faux pot, the only rational, humane response is to throw our hands and cry

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